OK, I’m here.  It’s been quite a bit since I updated or posted so I’m going to do this in the easiest way by combining my week with a Random Ten Post.  Hopefully tomorrow I’ll be back with something more creative and inspiring but at least this will get the past crap week out of the way quickly.

10.  I got sick.  With the fever and swollen glands type of cold.  It was pretty attractive.

 9.  I took getting sick as a reason to not work out most of the week.

  8.  Though the cold didn’t keep me from a ridiculous amount of emotional eating and diet vacation.

  7.  As a result I had to throw out my peanut butter and jelly.  Yes.  Wasteful, I know.  But it spiraled into some sort of Bridget Jones moment and the fact that Bridget Jones was actually on in the background cemented the sandwich fixings fate.

  6.  My parents returned from Europe (yay!) with lots of good stories about the Golden Child and some fun luxury items for me.

  5.  My father returned from duty free with a massive amount of Bombay Sapphire. 

  4.  Which resulted in me making a seriously drunken appearance at Chinese Food with my parents on Saturday night.

  3.  Saturday night with free gin and free food is a pretty amazing deal even if it’s not a date.

  2.  My best friend got engaged!

  1.  And I celebrated by sleeping with someone inappropriate!