Thought I’d warm things up by starting a little Monday tradition:  Random Ten Monday.  Hopefully it’ll give a little insight into my life for the reader.

And by reader I’m well aware I’m probably just referring to myself. 

10.  After a weekend of beer and cheese consumption my pants actually hurt.

  9.  I’m quite adapt at figuring out when a woman is more attractive than me, and once the assessment is made her presence is uncomfortable and frustrating.

  8.  I can’t deal with the presence of random hairs.  An unexplained hair in my apartment is enough to drive me crazy.

  7.  However, I believe the smell test is the most acceptable way to figure out the cleanliness of a clothing item.

  6.  I’ve been known to make sexy faces at other (male) drivers just to see if they’ll react.

  5.  I’m writing this entry from a cubicle.

  4.  One of my favorite things about living alone?  There’s no need to explain my sporadic dance sessions, which can sometimes progress from a little head bob in the kitchen to a full-on routine in the living room.

  3.  I tend to be an excellent liar, but I feel like hell about it before I even finish the sentence.

  2.  I start thinking about my next snack or meal immediately after I finish eating.

  1.  I’m not sure what I want to be when I grow up.

What happens when you hit your quarter life crisis, end your starter marriage, and move out of the suburbs and back to the small city and the single life?

Hopefully this blog will answer that question on a daily basis, and provide some candid observations along the way.

Plus, the Internet is really lacking  blogs from self-involved twenty-somethings…